Okay girls, you knew this was coming. My last post inspired a Team Vagina following, so this post is dedicated to girl’s best friend: The Vagina

Our vaginas are unsung heroes. They live in dark damp conditions, we keep shoving cold hard gynaecological instruments inside them and give them no thanks when they produce a clean pap smear. We sometimes introduce them to partners who have no idea how to treat them well and every so often we force them to push out tiny human beings.

We are not kind to our vaginas and yet they keep on taking a beating without so much as a word of complaint.

You said it, sister!!

So today I am celebrating our vaginas.

First we need a mascot. Isn’t she just too cute? There just couldn’t be another mascot could there?

Don’t you just wanna stroke it?

There’s also a delightful activity book for all vagina lovers. Yes ladies, you can now buy The Big Colouring Book of Vaginas. I kid you not!!

So what colour would yours be?

And check out the reviews:

“I got this book for my wife, and I wasn’t sure how she would respond. To my surprise she has been colouring it happily. She loves it.” Written by Christian Grey

“I really wanna stress how much I long every day to go home and pull out my crayon and start rubbing away on this book. I wish I knew what vaginas  look like in real life because I think I’m getting my colours wrong.” Written by Ana Steele

And it’s interactive too. You get quizzes and everything.

Well here are my answers:

My vagina looks like … a magician’s assistant. Has sparkly wands shoved in it but all the credit goes to someone else. Or … check out the cute mascot.

My vagina smells like … okay, I’m not joking about that one… it smells like coconut shower cream

I call  my vagina a …. Vagina!!! I am not Ana Steele.

I think my vagina is great … because it’s always ready and able (if slightly unwilling) to participate in my daily whims for it.

A special treat for my vagina … is not having a sparkly wand inside it.

My vagina likes … not sparkly wandy things.

If my vagina could talk it would sound like … after reading Jen’s post, I am convinced it would sound like Golden Girls’ Blanche.

So grab yourself a badge and proclaim loud and proud: Team Vagina.

And yes WordPress, fingers up to you. We love  our Vaginas, we blog about our Vaginas and we make no apologies for it. Press This! I dare you!

 

(I am now completely blocking out the knowledge that my Old Man has recently discovered my blog. LALALALALALALA – I’m not thinking about it, it’s not happening. And dear old Dad if you are reading this, I did warn you that my blog was me: unedited. We don’t talk about it, we don’t mention it. This never happened!)

54 responses »

  1. Hahahahaha. Of course I had to click the link to see if this was real. Just – wow. I can’t think of anyone else who would love this but Christian and Ana. And then I looked at the comments and realized they were parts of real comments and I laughed some more, got scared for a minute, then laughed again. Go, vagina!

    P.S. Next time I mention Ana’s coloring, I will have to post a pic of this. Lol.

  2. michelle w. says:

    Did we ever say we were anti-vagina at WordPress? We’re staunch vagina advocates.

  3. MissFourEyes says:

    Hahahaa! I can’t stop laughing!
    That is the most adorable mascot! Proud to be Team Vagina!

  4. MissFourEyes says:

    Reblogged this on Miss Four Eyes and commented:
    Proud to be Team Vagina!

  5. I’m in!! Wittle pussy tat…hey I have a pic for you…you’ll love it. (NO, its not that…how can I send it…?? here’s a link – and its like a night light that looks like the virgin mary/vagina. fo reels. http://www.adme.ru/kreativnyj-obzor/globalnyj-brend-pussy-riot-436155/ – ya got to scroll a little bit – and I didn’t mean to get political…its just where this pic came from that I snagged from someone’s face book! enjoy.

  6. becca3416 says:

    Okay, you are going to have to tell me what Ana Steele names her vagina. I wish this would get pressed!

  7. speaker7 says:

    Oh good, My amazon wishlist was looking pretty bare. Now I have something to add. Do you color it with your vagina?

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  9. Kelly says:

    I NEED that coloring book.

  10. Carrie Rubin says:

    You’ve left me speechless. Which is probably the best way to respond to this post, lest my comment come back and haunt me years down the road… ;)

  11. This is so funny…good to know there’s a website promoting women to be more comfortable discussing their vaginas!

  12. Katie says:

    I love the mascot. I mean really, was there any other option?

  13. Oh man – I’m becoming Team Vagina Right Meow! (See? Incorporating our mascot’s lingo!)
    My vagina is named: Va-jay-jay. Because ever since I saw the “Grey’s Anatomy” episode where Bailey told George not to look at her va-jay-jay, I’ve loved that name ^.^

  14. We don’t have to wonder what the coloring book centerfold looks like . . .

  15. MissFourEyes says:

    Daan van den Bergh liked your post so much, his wife made clay vaginae! You can see them here: http://www.ifkknrokk.com/rants/1010/team-vagina

  16. My vagina just gave you a high five…which is kind of weird.

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